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26 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:35 am

[21:34:41] @ TruePesoKing : definition of a monster
[21:34:51] @ TruePesoKing : hungry for the w, the d, anything


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27 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:38 am

[21:37:23] Ryu Yamazaki : i get gayer and gayer the more booty i snatch


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28 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Sun Jul 27, 2014 8:43 pm

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[04:42:22] Ryu Yamazaki : omfgggg im so thirsty for zanji
[04:43:12] Ryu Yamazaki : i hope he dies so i can use him


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29 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:14 am

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[22:08:42] Lewd : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2LjujFL3O4&list=UUEYGSDTywytAskOf43RWCKA
[22:08:47] Lewd : Cut has six rhymes
[22:09:11] Koba La'Flare : nigga looks like lightskin martin lawrence
[22:09:29] The Janitor : I heard Mack and his niggas beat the fuck out of that guy irl.
[22:09:31] Shinji Hyuuga : i am cut
[22:09:32] The Janitor : And killed him.
[22:09:40] The Janitor : That's why he's been gone.
[22:09:50] The Janitor : Don't mess with the illuminati man.


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30 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:48 pm

*Look at the times too lel
[18:39:06]* Artemis karate kicks Jake out of the cbox
[18:39:23] Artemis:in 3
[18:39:30] Artemis:2.......
[18:39:51] Artemis:1 and a half....
[18:40:00] Artemis:1....
[18:40:14] Artemis:a half....
[18:40:21]Jake Haruno has been disconnected on Tue Sep 02, 2014 6:40 pm (session timeout)
[18:40:27] Artemis:BOOOM
[18:40:40] Artemis:Bitch dun fuk wit me

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31 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:16 am

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[17:15:20] * Oboro Uchiha blows Ro to intensify Chi's balance

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32 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:17 am

It's true I was there.


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33 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Mon Sep 22, 2014 9:54 am

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[23:50:28] Aero Xross : what exactly do I need to learn is the question

[23:50:29] Fumiko joined the chat on Sun Sep 21, 2014 11:50 pm

[23:50:40] @ Kamina : ugh well nothing particular

[23:50:56] @ Kamina : but you should have general knowledge of naruto

[23:51:09] Aero Xross : I know that this kid Naruto wants to become like the ultimate ninja

[23:51:10] Katsuro : read every single thing in the wiki

[23:51:10] @ Kamina : although the story from the games is literally the exact same as the anime

[23:51:21] Aero Xross : and he can turn into this other form called the ninetails

[23:51:30] @ Kamina : sweet jeebus

[23:51:37] Aero Xross : and its like an evil form of himeself

[23:51:40] Aero Xross : I think

[23:51:57] @ Kamina : shut the front door

[23:52:03] Aero Xross : what

[23:52:14] Katsuro : lol

[23:52:17] @ Kamina : dem facts bro

[23:52:17] Aero Xross : and theres a chick with pink hair

[23:52:19] @ Kamina : too real

[23:52:20] Aero Xross : and Sauske

[23:52:23] Aero Xross : XD

[23:52:26] Aero Xross : look im trying here

[23:52:29] @ Kamina : soysaucekay


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34 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:10 pm

Its sasgay >_>

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35 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Sat Sep 27, 2014 11:29 am

Late Night Epic Chat RP:
[01:34:44 27/09/14] * Swagbito punches the ungrateful little bish.

[01:34:56 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : ...

[01:34:58 27/09/14] * Akira takes the petal..

[01:35:01 27/09/14] Katsuro : ...

[01:35:02 27/09/14] Katsuro : Oboro

[01:35:05 27/09/14] Katsuro : it is time

[01:35:06 27/09/14] * Oboro Uchiha looks at Kat

[01:35:16 27/09/14] Swagbito : Oh shit.

[01:35:16 27/09/14] * Oboro Uchiha nods

[01:35:27 27/09/14] * Katsuro nods to Oboro before drawing his sword and kissing the crossguard

[01:35:34 27/09/14] @ Akira : Did you just Punch Me?!

[01:35:36 27/09/14] Swagbito : Fire Style: Intelligent Hard Work!

[01:35:42 27/09/14] * Oboro Uchiha activates Mangekyou

[01:35:56 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : "Tsukiyomi"

[01:36:10 27/09/14] Swagbito : Swagbito blew a small fire that hit the ground. It would then explore into oblivion living a Crack in the earth.

[01:36:17 27/09/14] Katsuro : raises a single hand in the sign of the Snake

[01:36:28 27/09/14] Swagbito : Shit it's a 3 on one.

[01:36:30 27/09/14] Katsuro : Mokuton: Wood Dragon

[01:36:37 27/09/14] * Akira sits back and watches.. O.O

[01:36:41 27/09/14] Swagbito : Who the fuck said Ilooked at your eyes?

[01:36:45 27/09/14] * Katsuro raises a single hand in the sign of the Snake

[01:37:10 27/09/14] @ Akira : Hey.. >-> I think thesse two can take ya ... I don't need to do nothing

[01:37:11 27/09/14] * Oboro Uchiha tortures Swagbito for ten years in his mind as Kat attacks the body

[01:37:15 27/09/14] * Katsuro giant wooden dragon the size of Kyuubi comes out of the ground

[01:37:28 27/09/14] Swagbito : I never looked at your eyes motherfucker.

[01:37:36 27/09/14] * Oboro Uchiha can do Genjutsu without eye contact

[01:37:42 27/09/14] Swagbito : Swagbito body flickers the shit out.

[01:37:45 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Im not a basic bitch

[01:37:52 27/09/14] Swagbito : Bullshit.

[01:37:59 27/09/14] * Katsuro makes his dragon attack Swagbito as he performs another handsign

[01:38:04 27/09/14] Katsuro : Wood Release: Wood Stocks

[01:38:07 27/09/14] Katsuro : lol

[01:38:13 27/09/14] Swagbito : missed bish

[01:38:13 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Theres multiple ways to do Genjutsu without eye contact

[01:38:26 27/09/14] * Katsuro makes his dragon attack as he performs another handsign

[01:38:29 27/09/14] * Oboro Uchiha made Swagbito imagine he dodged

[01:38:35 27/09/14] Katsuro : Wood release: Wood Stocks!

[01:38:39 27/09/14] @ Akira : >-> Lol.. he can't take it..

[01:38:46 27/09/14] * Swagbito uses leaf Gale on akira

[01:38:53 27/09/14] * Katsuro captures Swag in the stocks that slowly suck his chakra out

[01:39:03 27/09/14] Katsuro : too late

[01:39:04 27/09/14] * Oboro Uchiha writes a poem to Akira as he tortures Swagbito in his mind

[01:39:05 27/09/14] Katsuro : he loses

[01:39:23 27/09/14] @ Akira : Ha! You can't use that on me! >-> Idiot..

[01:39:34 27/09/14] Swagbito : Good thing people can't kill in chat boxes.

[01:39:36 27/09/14] * Katsuro adopts his defensive neutral fist style

[01:39:49 27/09/14] Katsuro : attack me if you wish little one

[01:39:54 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : I can hunt you IC

[01:40:02 27/09/14] Swagbito : No intention to.

[01:40:02 27/09/14] Katsuro : as can I

[01:40:10 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Kat and I are gonna meet just to kill ya

[01:40:18 27/09/14] Katsuro : indeed

[01:40:19 27/09/14] Swagbito :

[01:40:34 27/09/14] Katsuro : shouldnt have hit the beautiful queen

[01:40:37 27/09/14] @ Akira : ^^ I is already meeting Kat..

[01:40:40 27/09/14] Katsuro : we have sworn to protect her

[01:40:43 27/09/14] Katsuro : indeed she is

[01:40:50 27/09/14] Swagbito : refusal

[01:41:02 27/09/14] Katsuro : with our lives if necessary

[01:41:05 27/09/14] @ Akira : Awww.. You guys.

[01:41:06 27/09/14] * Oboro Uchiha is hurt

[01:41:11 27/09/14] Katsuro : we shall never rest while she is unsafe

[01:41:20 27/09/14] Katsuro : come join us in Suna

[01:41:24 27/09/14] Katsuro : its a flashback

[01:41:28 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : She will always be safe

[01:41:37 27/09/14] Katsuro : that is the point

[01:41:37 27/09/14] * Swagbito uses Leaf Hurricane on Akira and knocks her 5 meters back.

[01:41:47 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : I didnt exist back then

[01:42:02 27/09/14] * Katsuro catches Swag's leg and brings his elbow down onto it shattering the knee

[01:42:09 27/09/14] Katsuro : 4 years?

[01:42:09 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : New member

[01:42:12 27/09/14] Swagbito : My goal is to find some time warping Jutsu to make sure that this never happened.

[01:42:26 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Time warp is banned

[01:42:28 27/09/14] Katsuro : so?

[01:42:28 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : gg

[01:42:33 27/09/14] Swagbito : My elbow isn't that strong (facepalm)

[01:42:34 27/09/14] Katsuro : its called flashback

[01:42:44 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : I can still be in flashbacks?

[01:42:46 27/09/14] @ Akira : Ahhh but your charrie existed.. >->

[01:42:58 27/09/14] Katsuro : indeed

[01:43:00 27/09/14] Katsuro : http://www.narutonexusrp.com/t3977-the-lonely-traveler-and-the-stranger-flashback

[01:43:07 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : True, he would be 15 back then tho

[01:43:07 27/09/14] Katsuro : trust me i used to be head admin

[01:43:12 27/09/14] Swagbito : I need a squad if these guys are hunting me.

[01:43:14 27/09/14] Katsuro : Genin or chunin?

[01:43:21 27/09/14] @ Akira : Well your charrie doesn't just pop into existance.. >->

[01:43:24 27/09/14] Katsuro :

[01:43:36 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : I was chunin at 15

[01:43:43 27/09/14] Swagbito : genin

[01:43:51 27/09/14] @ Akira : >-> Ohh fancy..

[01:44:11 27/09/14] Swagbito : I'm only doing D-rank mission in the villag nnow.

[01:44:28 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : You wouldn't mind if I joined?

[01:44:41 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Dont wanna interrupt bondage

[01:44:47 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : bonding*

[01:44:49 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : ...

[01:44:50 27/09/14] @ Akira : Nope Nope. go ahead..

[01:44:52 27/09/14] Swagbito : Four of us

[01:44:58 27/09/14] Swagbito : four man squad

[01:45:05 27/09/14] Swagbito : Squad Queem

[01:45:22 27/09/14] Swagbito : the Queen as team leader and we worship her by doing missions for her

[01:45:27 27/09/14] Katsuro : bondage

[01:45:28 27/09/14] Katsuro : lawl

[01:45:38 27/09/14] @ Akira : Lol ain't none of us bonding Aki is super angry.. Kat wants to help Aki beat Sabo.. and Sabo is well being aperv.

[01:45:45 27/09/14] Katsuro : lol

[01:45:52 27/09/14] Katsuro : so aki and kat are bonding

[01:45:57 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Sabos in it too?

[01:46:13 27/09/14] @ Akira : Well I guess and yeah

[01:46:17 27/09/14] Swagbito : forgot.. I already lost my chance.

[01:46:22 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Its a great time to meet my sharingan bruddah

[01:47:14 27/09/14] Katsuro : hello Soran

[01:47:17 27/09/14] @ Akira : Hi Soran ^^

[01:47:31 27/09/14] Swagbito : When can I get my second Chakra nature? I want wind style >°>

[01:47:48 27/09/14] @ Akira : No! You can't!

[01:47:58 27/09/14] @ Akira : Jk Idk..

[01:48:12 27/09/14] Swagbito : Chuunin?

[01:48:20 27/09/14] @ Akira : >-> Yoshi.. where's mario

[01:48:28 27/09/14] Swagbito : I'll look in the Jutsu rules section

[01:48:31 27/09/14] @ Akira : Idk..

[01:48:38 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : I suppose Ill post then ^^

[01:48:42 27/09/14] Swagbito : :mario:

[01:48:51 27/09/14] @ Akira : Kk's

[01:49:00 27/09/14] Katsuro : look in NN system Swag

[01:49:13 27/09/14] Katsuro : might need to wait until after i post again Oboro

[01:49:17 27/09/14] Katsuro : to maintain posting order

[01:49:20 27/09/14] Katsuro : hello Fumiko

[01:49:39 27/09/14] @ Akira : @.@ Aki not be thinking right nwo..

[01:49:40 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Thats fine

[01:49:49 27/09/14] @ Akira : Hi Fumi ^^

[01:49:50 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Im just gonna show up anyways

[01:50:13 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : I donw do much with strangers

[01:50:19 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : dont*

[01:50:33 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Or Oboro doesn't

[01:51:07 27/09/14] @ Akira : Gah! That commercial!

[01:51:17 27/09/14] * Akira crawls back under the table..

[01:51:54 27/09/14] * Katsuro stabs the commercial with his sword

[01:52:11 27/09/14] Katsuro : before placing the tip of the blade back into the ground

[01:52:22 27/09/14] * Katsuro before placing the tip of the blade back into the ground

[01:52:25 27/09/14] Katsuro : full of fails tonight

[01:52:37 27/09/14] Swagbito : I serve no queen.

[01:52:40 27/09/14] * Katsuro then kneels and bows his head waiting for further orders

[01:52:57 27/09/14] * Oboro Uchiha waits cooly beside him

[01:53:08 27/09/14] * Akira sits under the table.. "Is it gone?"

[01:53:13 27/09/14] Katsuro : 1/2 way there

[01:53:14 27/09/14] Swagbito : Akira is just an irregular mere human. A pawn to this world and nothing else.

[01:53:30 27/09/14] Katsuro : at 1k words

[01:53:30 27/09/14] * Akira dies.. X.X

[01:53:37 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Shes a queen

[01:53:41 27/09/14] @ Akira : Good Kat ^^

[01:53:50 27/09/14] Swagbito : I killed Akira with word.

[01:53:53 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Youre a square for her to travel across

[01:53:59 27/09/14] @ Akira : Ya know.. That really hurts Q.Q

[01:54:02 27/09/14] * Katsuro in a flurry of moment he swings his sword and stops just in time for the blade to be barely resting on Swagbito's neck

[01:54:28 27/09/14] Swagbito : Tch.

[01:54:31 27/09/14] * Katsuro is now standing over the genin with sword in both hands with a murderous intent in his eyes

[01:54:31 27/09/14] * Akira didn't actually die..

[01:54:53 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Good

[01:55:02 27/09/14] * Swagbito takes his left hand and reaches for his Katana. He then uses the body Flicker Technique to get behind Kat and...

[01:55:11 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : My heart beats only as long as yours is near

[01:55:26 27/09/14] Yoshinori : ..

[01:55:35 27/09/14] * Katsuro uses a single hand to perform a jutsu that impails Swag through his back

[01:55:37 27/09/14] @ Akira : You gotta stop.. I can't!

[01:55:39 27/09/14] Katsuro : one handed seals are dope

[01:55:54 27/09/14] Swagbito :

[01:56:14 27/09/14] Swagbito : the cline disappears in a puff of smoke.

[01:56:19 27/09/14] Swagbito : clone

[01:56:41 27/09/14] * Akira waits under her table..

[01:56:49 27/09/14] * Swagbito appears performing handsigns.

[01:56:56 27/09/14] Katsuro : I live to merely serve you and your beauty. If I must fight an army of soldiers to protect your beauty then I will gladly give my life.

[01:57:14 27/09/14] * Katsuro uses his dragon that is still out to squash Swagbito

[01:57:26 27/09/14] * Swagbito body flickers under the table and smirks

[01:57:37 27/09/14] @ Akira : <3 I can't handle it! <3 It's beautiful!

[01:57:53 27/09/14] Swagbito : Fire Style: Intelligent Hard Work!

[01:57:55 27/09/14] * Katsuro activates the trap and catches Swagbito in the Wood Stocks he had previously used

[01:58:00 27/09/14] * Akira stares at Swag.. "Too close..

[01:58:07 27/09/14] Swagbito : Swagbito blew a small fireball that hit Akira and exploded.

[01:58:17 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : You haven't seen beautiful until you possess my sight

[01:58:33 27/09/14] Swagbito : Hmm.... trapped

[01:58:33 27/09/14] * Katsuro grabs hold of one of Swagbito's hands before dislocating his shoulder

[01:58:45 27/09/14] Swagbito : Well at least I injured the girl.

[01:58:48 27/09/14] Katsuro : Oboro you have the honor of doing the other

[01:58:52 27/09/14] * Akira was hit with an exploding fireball!

[01:58:54 27/09/14] Katsuro : except you didnt

[01:58:56 27/09/14] Katsuro : no

[01:59:00 27/09/14] Katsuro : he didnt action it

[01:59:07 27/09/14] * Oboro Uchiha guarded

[01:59:10 27/09/14] @ Akira : Just kidding.. :P

[01:59:17 27/09/14] Swagbito : It's sad reallym

[01:59:33 27/09/14] Swagbito : A dislocated shoulder?

[01:59:39 27/09/14] Hachuling Koon : Swag reminds me of Mack.

[01:59:43 27/09/14] @ Akira : I was gonna say jk Kat.. >_>

[01:59:48 27/09/14] Swagbito : As long as I'm not dead, I really don't care.

[02:00:11 27/09/14] * Oboro Uchiha balances a shuriken on his fingertip before throwing it at the neck of the immobile Swagbito

[02:00:12 27/09/14] * Swagbito body flickers out of the trap

[02:00:20 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Hold em still Kat

[02:00:31 27/09/14] Swagbito : You missed just barely..... phew.

[02:00:48 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Plot armor

[02:01:02 27/09/14] * Swagbito takes a paper bomb and throws it at the table

[02:01:17 27/09/14] * Akira watches from a rooftop... that randomly appeared..

[02:01:28 27/09/14] Katsuro : technically both arms are immobile

[02:01:31 27/09/14] Swagbito : If you want some plot armor it's 5000 Ryo.

[02:01:36 27/09/14] @ Akira : Attacking a random table.. >-> Weird..

[02:01:40 27/09/14] Katsuro : trapped in the stocks

[02:01:51 27/09/14] Swagbito : Only one was.

[02:02:00 27/09/14] Swagbito : Oboro only threw a shrunken.

[02:02:16 27/09/14] Katsuro : both are in stocks

[02:02:18 27/09/14] Swagbito : body Flicker. bro.

[02:02:25 27/09/14] * Akira lays on roof with head in hands.. watching

[02:02:29 27/09/14] Katsuro : one is also dislocated

[02:02:32 27/09/14] Katsuro : one knee is broken

[02:02:39 27/09/14] Katsuro : and

[02:02:39 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Cant body flick without your arm

[02:02:48 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Itd rip off

[02:02:53 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Exciting

[02:03:10 27/09/14] * Katsuro performs a single handsign and produces a wooden spike that he proceeds to impale the other leg with

[02:03:15 27/09/14] Swagbito : reminds back to where I was trapped in stocks

[02:03:21 27/09/14] @ Akira : Awwww fast and furious.. so sweet..

[02:03:42 27/09/14] * Katsuro then a simple handseal activates the latent power of the jutsu that ends up amputating the leg

[02:03:51 27/09/14] Swagbito : (little did they know they were in a trap)

[02:03:51 27/09/14] Katsuro : Wood Release: Cutting Technique

[02:04:01 27/09/14] * Katsuro then knees Swag in the face

[02:04:07 27/09/14] Swagbito : This may kill me.

[02:04:08 27/09/14] Katsuro : cause you know

[02:04:09 27/09/14] Katsuro : emphasis

[02:04:21 27/09/14] Katsuro : also you cant form handseals anymore

[02:04:25 27/09/14] Katsuro : you dont have one handed seals

[02:04:31 27/09/14] Swagbito : But.... it'll kill you in the process.

[02:04:33 27/09/14] Yoshinori : .

[02:04:51 27/09/14] Swagbito : Well this is goodbye

[02:04:54 27/09/14] Katsuro : that arm being dislocated bro

[02:04:55 27/09/14] Katsuro : GG

[02:05:11 27/09/14] * Katsuro brings his sword down on the neck of Swag severing it completely

[02:05:16 27/09/14] Katsuro : GG no RE

[02:05:16 27/09/14] Katsuro : xD

[02:05:18 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Akira, dont watch this horror

[02:05:19 27/09/14] * Swagbito the paper bombs that Swagbito set long ago exploded, killing all 3.

[02:05:24 27/09/14] @ Akira : Lol XD Snack time and lunch

[02:05:28 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : I fear for your purity

[02:05:54 27/09/14] * Akira saw the whole thing and sits in the corner..

[02:06:24 27/09/14] * Katsuro single handseals and forms a dome around he Oboro and Akira

[02:06:28 27/09/14] Katsuro : Wood Release: Hobi

[02:06:40 27/09/14] @ Akira : At least it came off the first time unlike the walking dead..

[02:06:48 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Mi amore... Im sorry for our sin. Fore our sacrifice of soul preserved your own

[02:06:55 27/09/14] Swagbito : To late)(facepalm)

[02:06:57 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Forgive our tragedies

[02:07:13 27/09/14] * Katsuro places the tip of the sword into the ground and kneels, head bowed.

[02:07:28 27/09/14] @ Akira : There is no need for apologies such is life ^^

[02:07:56 27/09/14] * Akira pats Kat and Oboro

[02:08:01 27/09/14] Swagbito : katsuro.... your dead.

[02:08:26 27/09/14] @ Akira : Hush Swag you'rr dead!

[02:08:31 27/09/14] Katsuro : Forgive me my queen. That cur would not have stopped his relentless assaults on your person and character.

[02:08:41 27/09/14] Swagbito : You blew up in paper bombs. Akira is the only one alive >. >

[02:08:44 27/09/14] Katsuro : It is my duty to protect you even if it were to cost me my laugh

[02:08:46 27/09/14] Katsuro : life*

[02:08:50 27/09/14] Katsuro : aight

[02:08:58 27/09/14] Katsuro : lets just say about to die then?

[02:09:00 27/09/14] Katsuro : how about that?

[02:09:03 27/09/14] Katsuro : we agree on that

[02:09:05 27/09/14] Katsuro : one arm

[02:09:07 27/09/14] Katsuro : no legs

[02:09:10 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : We performed the ultimate sacrifice, without sadness

[02:09:13 27/09/14] @ Akira : laugh XD Lol.. I'll laugh for you..

[02:09:35 27/09/14] Swagbito : paper bombs were set already. Lol. I have one arm so I simply held up 2 fingers and kaboom

[02:09:39 27/09/14] @ Akira : WHAT?!

[02:09:39 27/09/14] * Oboro Uchiha 's eyes revert to their normal form

[02:09:59 27/09/14] * Katsuro does a single handsign and begins to turn into a tree. A root then penetrates the dead Oboro's chest who then begins to receive the remaining chakra of Katsuro.

[02:10:04 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : We kill to see you live, my beauty

[02:10:18 27/09/14] Swagbito : Now if your dead, shut up and watch Akiras tears wash your heart away

[02:10:36 27/09/14] * Katsuro pulls the root out as the transformatio is complete and is now a Sakura tree in full bloom where Oboro now has a 3 inch circular scar where his heart is.

[02:10:50 27/09/14] * Oboro Uchiha is filled with chakra, sure to leave Katsura some

[02:10:57 27/09/14] * Katsuro is now dead having taken the ultimate sacrifice to save his fellow Knight of the Queen

[02:11:00 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Senju... DNA...

[02:11:12 27/09/14] Katsuro : indeed

[02:11:25 27/09/14] Katsuro : Katsuro's DNA is also transferred in small amounts with his chakra via the root

[02:11:25 27/09/14] Swagbito : Plot armor brings Swagbito back from the dead.

[02:11:33 27/09/14] * Oboro Uchiha activates the Rinnegan before glancing at Swagbito with a bloodlusted gaze

[02:11:35 27/09/14] @ Akira : But... BUt.. BUT..

[02:11:40 27/09/14] Swagbito : he appears behind katsuro

[02:11:41 27/09/14] Katsuro : I will continue to live on in your heart and thus Akira's

[02:11:48 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : You killed my brother...

[02:11:49 27/09/14] * Katsuro is dead and now a tree

[02:12:07 27/09/14] Swagbito : I'll have to look at my feet while fighting.... might be a challenge.

[02:12:10 27/09/14] @ Akira : YOU KILLED KAT!!

[02:12:18 27/09/14] * Oboro Uchiha summons a meteor, plummeting towards Swagbito

[02:12:21 27/09/14] Swagbito : Flame Whirlwind!

[02:12:25 27/09/14] @ Akira : YOU'RE DEAD!

[02:12:45 27/09/14] Swagbito : Swagbito is surrounded by flames, deflecting and burning anything that comes towards it.

[02:12:49 27/09/14] * Katsuro wind rustles the leaves of the tree bringing the sweet smell of cherry blossoms into the room

[02:13:07 27/09/14] * Akira cries in the corner...

[02:13:11 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Akira, now that Swagbito is dead, we can travel to another dimension with my rinnegan. One where Kat never died

[02:13:26 27/09/14] * Swagbito appears behind Akira

[02:13:31 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Im not sure what will happen, but we have to try

[02:13:39 27/09/14] Swagbito : Don't worry. You can see him again soon.

[02:13:47 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Swagbitos ghost*

[02:13:54 27/09/14] * Swagbito swipes off her head

[02:13:55 27/09/14] * Katsuro faintly they could hear a voice saying "I have gladly given my life to protect that of my brother and the inner beauty of my queen. But fear not for I still exist though solely in the heart of my brother, Oboro.

[02:14:23 27/09/14] * Katsuro plot armors Akira cause that is the power of love

[02:14:24 27/09/14] @ Akira : Q.Q.. Kat...

[02:14:29 27/09/14] Katsuro : ala Gaara

[02:14:46 27/09/14] * Oboro Uchiha screams, bleeding from the eyes as he attempts to change the entire world into a new one

[02:14:55 27/09/14] * Katsuro Swagbito's sword finds nothing but a wood wall

[02:15:07 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : One with his brother...

[02:15:11 27/09/14] * Swagbito stabs Akira several more times

[02:15:34 27/09/14] * Katsuro blocks every one of the strikes with the wood wall

[02:15:51 27/09/14] * Swagbito burns the wall with fire ball Jutsu and stabs Akira continously

[02:15:52 27/09/14] * Oboro Uchiha creates a Kinjutsu, sacrificing his chakra, for this new world

[02:16:02 27/09/14] * Akira starea at the wall.. "Is that a woodpecker.."

[02:16:18 27/09/14] * Swagbito stabs Oboro in the chest before that happns

[02:16:34 27/09/14] * Katsuro In Oboro's mind, Katsuro appears

[02:16:38 27/09/14] Katsuro : Brother

[02:16:51 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : ... I did it

[02:16:57 27/09/14] * Oboro Uchiha collapses

[02:17:08 27/09/14] Katsuro : If you proceed with your actions, you will not survive and I may not be the same person as I am in this world.

[02:17:15 27/09/14] * Swagbito FIRE STYLE: DRAGON FLAME JUTSU! the flame collides with Oboros head.

[02:17:27 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : I... I know

[02:17:36 27/09/14] Katsuro : We cannot leave the Queen unprotected.

[02:17:38 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : But, you're safe now

[02:17:46 27/09/14] Katsuro : You are the chosen one.

[02:17:50 27/09/14] * Swagbito jumps in the air and stabs Oboro in the heart.

[02:17:50 27/09/14] Katsuro : I am always sae

[02:17:58 27/09/14] * Katsuro puts his hand over Oboro's heart.

[02:18:05 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : She is fine. In this world, Swagbito never existed

[02:18:12 27/09/14] Swagbito : What is this?

[02:18:31 27/09/14] Swagbito : Why would you save him?

[02:18:31 27/09/14] Katsuro : A small piece of me is embedded here. Forever infusing my Chakra with yours.

[02:18:47 27/09/14] Swagbito : *Flashback*

[02:18:55 27/09/14] * Akira just sits in the corner.. >-<

[02:18:58 27/09/14] Katsuro : Brothers in more than bond now.

[02:19:03 27/09/14] Katsuro : Forever connected.

[02:19:09 27/09/14] Katsuro : Take care.

[02:19:10 27/09/14] Swagbito : Kid: Don't Talk to him! He's just a nuisance!

[02:19:13 27/09/14] Katsuro : My friend.

[02:19:20 27/09/14] * Oboro Uchiha approaches his queen

[02:19:20 27/09/14] Swagbito : Kid: Back off!

[02:19:40 27/09/14] Swagbito : Kid: My mom said not to talk to you!

[02:19:47 27/09/14] Swagbito : End of flashback.

[02:19:49 27/09/14] * Katsuro Oboro is back in the present now, before Swagbito began any of his attacks and before the jutsu was finished.

[02:19:49 27/09/14] * Akira looks at Obiro.. "Sup?"

[02:19:50 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : I no longer have chakra to use, but I will still serve you

[02:19:53 27/09/14] Swagbito : URGGGGGGH!

[02:20:15 27/09/14] Swagbito : Why would you save him?!

[02:20:17 27/09/14] * Katsuro Oboro hears a faint voice

[02:20:21 27/09/14] Swagbito : Yragghhghhu

[02:20:33 27/09/14] @ Akira : Well ya know I haven't done nothing the whole time so

[02:20:35 27/09/14] Katsuro : Remember brother you are the only one destined to serve our queen.

[02:20:40 27/09/14] Swagbito : Why? WHY!!!!!!!!?

[02:21:08 27/09/14] * Swagbito starts to turn into a huge black monster with claws that has space time hackz

[02:21:31 27/09/14] * Oboro Uchiha pokes Swagbito in the forehead

[02:21:40 27/09/14] * Swagbito takes his middle claw and stabs katsuro through the heart.

[02:21:53 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Give in, its over. Not just for you

[02:21:59 27/09/14] * Katsuro Oboro feels a constant prick in his heart from the embedded piece Katsuro.

[02:22:01 27/09/14] * Katsuro is a tree

[02:22:09 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : You and I, we barely exist

[02:22:12 27/09/14] * Katsuro doesn't understand how Swagbito hasn't realized this yet

[02:22:18 27/09/14] Swagbito : Huh?

[02:22:23 27/09/14] * Katsuro everything else is just plot kai

[02:22:35 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : She is the only one who is real

[02:23:08 27/09/14] Swagbito : How do you..... why would you save someone with your own life?!

[02:23:20 27/09/14] * Katsuro in a golden light that only Swagbito can see, Katsuro appears

[02:23:23 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : Her soul, it beads into our wooden bodies: Allowing us to emulate feeling. She is all that matters

[02:23:24 27/09/14] * Akira thinks this has gone on long enough.. and uses her own bone to stab herself..

[02:23:46 27/09/14] Oboro Uchiha : ...

[02:23:54 27/09/14] * Swagbito starts at the dead Akira.

[02:24:04 27/09/14] Katsuro : Only you can see me brother who was once my enemy. Lay down your arms and pledge your allegiance to the queen.

[02:24:10 27/09/14] * Katsuro ghsot Katsuro appears

[02:24:24 27/09/14] Katsuro : Dammit guys. I sacrificed myself for you and you guys let her commit suicide

[02:24:31 27/09/14] * Katsuro Gibb's slaps both of them


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36 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Sun Sep 28, 2014 4:36 am

Whet the fook:
[19:32:39] @ Akira : >-> Djinn you is scary..
[19:32:51] Djinn : Raphael, how big is your nipples? ._.
[19:33:09] Wrath : So who wants this Taijutsu master DICK!
[19:33:15] Djinn : Akira, don't say such things. It seems creepy ._.
[19:33:46] Siegfried : wot
[19:33:49] Siegfried : whet have I done
[19:33:52] * Mashiro raises hand to Wrath
[19:33:58] Siegfried : Oh no
[19:34:04] Siegfried : Amy Winehouse on my spotify
[19:34:04] Djinn : Yes, let Mashiro have it.
[19:34:12] Siegfried : whet
[19:34:14] Djinn : he'll beat your dick like it owes him money ._.
[19:34:18] Siegfried is away : Whet is even going on
[19:34:53] Djinn is away : to follow Siegfried in private "No Locked Doors"
[19:34:56] Mashiro : I'll suck you till you die
[19:35:38] Wrath : >.> first target, ima fuck you so fast you might not live (:<


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37 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Sun Sep 28, 2014 4:37 am

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Konoha Jounin
Send him


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38 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Sun Sep 28, 2014 4:43 am

[19:42:10] Xi Xi : Okay, ya'll niggas is gay. I'm out
[19:42:12] Xi Xi has logged off the chat on Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:42 pm


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39 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:22 am

Secret

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[22:58:02] Swagbito : BTW you all me all your Ryo if I don't die within a week @Secret
[22:58:03] Rōarku : You'll need a summoning contract.
[22:58:04] Secret : ;D
[22:58:25] Secret : Nope, I didn't sign Shite :D
[22:58:44] Swagbito : You signing or else.
[22:59:31] Secret : *Swag Uses empty threats..it's not very effective
[22:59:43] Swagbito :
[23:00:03] Secret : *Secret uses Smart Ass Reference...It's Super effective


(Mitsuki is Awesome)
[22:24:24 29/09/14] Swagbito : I became the strongest Konoha Genin in a week 2....
[22:24:29 29/09/14] Mitsuki Fujimoto : ^ -Unknown
[22:24:45 29/09/14] Siegfried : dat quote
[22:24:50 29/09/14] Siegfried : god bless u Mitsuki


(Siegfried Wants a Pet)
[23:01:34 29/09/14] Mitsuki Fujimoto : What is a sub element of Earth*
[23:01:52 29/09/14] Swagbito : dafuq boi
[23:02:04 29/09/14] Swagbito : wut you mean boi
[23:02:14 29/09/14] Mitsuki Fujimoto : <.<
[23:02:23 29/09/14] Mitsuki Fujimoto : I can't make it much more clearer than that
[23:02:32 29/09/14] Siegfried : .
[23:02:43 29/09/14] Secret : Not sure how sub elements work but some nature releases that come from eath are magnetism and lava release
[23:02:46 29/09/14] Swagbito : u mean what is a good second elements with earth Boi?
[23:03:04 29/09/14] Swagbito : oh
[23:03:08 29/09/14] Mizuhebi : Dust release
[23:03:08 29/09/14] Siegfried : i need a pet like mr pickles

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40 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Tue Sep 30, 2014 5:20 pm

Shall I finish my amazing quote for everyone? I think I shall.

"Friends are like a Womans Jugs. Some are big and Some are Small Some are Fake and some are Real. But there are always two of them, and the annoy the piss out of you."

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41 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:50 pm

[09:48:56] Shinsui : Omg I'm gonna cum if I don't leave now
[09:49:02] Shinsui has logged off the chat on Thu Oct 02, 2014 9:49 am
[09:49:08] @ Chikara : ....
[09:49:10] @ Chikara : ...
[09:49:12] @ Chikara : ...
[09:49:13] Shinsui joined the chat on Thu Oct 02, 2014 9:49 am
[09:49:14] @ Chikara : tf?
[09:49:20] Shinsui : so...
[09:49:26] Shinsui : sexy...
[09:49:28] Katsuro : the fuck
[09:49:31] Katsuro : dude
[09:49:32] Shinsui : Omg lel I think I'm in love
[09:49:36] Shinsui : with my purple name
[09:49:39] Shinsui : Wow omg

The actual fuck.


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42 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:52 pm

So... Sexy... :nobed:

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43 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Fri Oct 03, 2014 5:57 am

[20:56:57] Swagbito : Only dude I want up my ass is setoshi

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[21:01:11] * Shinsui likes hard cock in his ass


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44 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:03 am

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[21:02:33] Katsuro : [21:02:07] Swagbito : I liked pussy
[21:02:47] Katsuro : lets just point out that this is in past tense

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45 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:11 am

[21:06:53] Shinsui : Seto's penis is just one of the many penises I like up my anus
[21:07:25] Shinsui : But, I don't want seto's penis in my mouth. his is the only's I don't want there

SO you like penis? Eh nice.


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46 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Fri Oct 03, 2014 7:53 pm

[10:51:37] Alder : You had a week to post and you didn't
[10:51:58] Swagbito : I did but my post was deleted._.
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[10:52:20] Alder : That wasn't rping that was a dating profile


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47 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Sat Oct 04, 2014 5:46 am

[20:44:12] Swagbito : He's not talking to you. He said cute girl.
[20:44:40] Katsuro : thought your brother deleted it, Chikara?
[20:44:41] @ Akira : D:
[20:44:42] Hitomi Shiruku : wat
[20:44:43] Chronus : woah
[20:44:47] Chronus : yooo
[20:44:48] @ Chikara : Yea
[20:44:54] Chronus : damn Swag
[20:45:01] Oboro : I meant you Aki
[20:45:03] @ Akira : Shut up Swag and go suck somethin


Akira's got a little bite.


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48 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Sat Oct 04, 2014 5:53 am

No fun havin teeth if ya never use um.

>-> He wouldn't know a pretty girl if she looked him in the eye his are too busy looking other places (that D)

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49 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Sat Oct 04, 2014 7:03 am

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[22:00:47] Swagbito joined the chat on Fri 3 Oct 2014 - 22:00
[22:01:05] Swagbito : Funniest time I've ever been at the park....
[22:01:18] @ Akira : Thanks ^^
[22:01:42] @ Akira : Did you find a boyfriend?
[22:01:53] Chronus : woah



[22:14:40] Swagbito : Nobody's gonna log dat? :(
[22:15:04] Kasai Shiruku : cause it wasn't funny as shit
[22:15:14] Kasai Shiruku : and you're a little shit
[22:15:16] Kasai Shiruku : :D



[22:30:20] Swagbito : Words don't phase me.
[22:30:46] Katsuro : cause you're shit

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50 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Sat Oct 04, 2014 7:56 am

[22:54:32] Swagbito : Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.


HE FINALLY GOT ONE.


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