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51 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Sat Oct 04, 2014 8:47 am

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Damn it! >.< can't believe I missed this!

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52 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:07 am

not really katsuro, that birth certificate one is so old its not even funny anymore its all over the internet and social websites


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53 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Sat Oct 04, 2014 7:18 pm

Nah, I know it's old Akki but it did make me laugh a bit so it deserved to be up there.  Everyone gets one.  He probably won't get another.


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54 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Mon Oct 06, 2014 1:07 am

[16:05:53] Katsuro : lol
[16:05:57] Katsuro : just die Swag


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55 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Mon Oct 06, 2014 1:17 am

[16:15:59] Sabo : .-. SO Alice flashback thread with me?
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[16:16:39] Kagura M : the moment I do a topic with you, is the moment that sakura becomes useful


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56 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Tue Oct 14, 2014 10:05 pm

[13:03:32] @ Setōshi : Ryu, care to fight? Winner takes control of Kiri?
[13:03:42] Kawaii Arsonist : Seto don't be silly
[13:03:46] @ Setōshi : You can do whatever you wish to it.
[13:03:48] Ryu Yamazaki : i dont want kiri
[13:03:52] Kawaii Arsonist : Also who is This Purple person
[13:03:52] Ryu Yamazaki : my character doesnt want kiri
[13:03:57] Ryu Yamazaki : this site doesnt want kiri
[13:04:02] @ Katsuro : Ryu?
[13:04:09] Ryu Yamazaki : ?
[13:04:15] @ Katsuro : i kid with an six extra chromosomes
[13:04:15] @ Setōshi : Then destroy it.
[13:04:17] @ Setōshi : Duh? TF, pass the potato salad.
[13:04:17] * Kawaii Arsonist frowns
[13:04:25] @ Setōshi : You could sell it, anyt number of things.
[13:04:30] Ryu Yamazaki : my character doesnt randomly kill stuff
[13:04:33] @ Katsuro : he cant even count to potato @Seto
[13:04:33] Ryu Yamazaki : plus
[13:04:37] Ryu Yamazaki : seto u can fodderize me
[13:04:40] Ryu Yamazaki : i can smell it
[13:04:53] Kawaii Arsonist : That sounds like anal sec
[13:04:55] @ Setōshi : Then shut your filthy fucking whore face and grow some nuts next time you step to me.
[13:04:56] @ Katsuro : lol
[13:04:59] Kawaii Arsonist : Sex*
[13:05:02] @ Katsuro : lmao
[13:05:05] @ Setōshi : With all due respect


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57 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Wed Oct 22, 2014 7:03 am

[22:01:20] Uchiha Sasuto : that dumb hoe chikara
[22:01:22] Uchiha Sasuto : is gonna die

[22:01:32] Chikara joined the chat on Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:01 pm


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58 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Thu Oct 23, 2014 3:09 pm

Yoshinori is so mean to me.....

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[23:02:35] Quakey joined the chat on Thu 23 Oct 2014 - 23:02
[23:03:02] Yoshinori :
[23:03:27] @ Sato : omg...
[23:03:37] @ Sato : i swear the chat box just shook!!!
[23:03:46] @ Sato : oh no wait it was just quakey.....
[23:03:55] Yoshinori : ....
[23:03:58] Yoshinori : get out
[23:04:02] Yoshinori : and never come back
[23:04:06] Quakey : ...Ebola is serious...
[23:04:08] Quakey has logged off the chat on Thu 23 Oct 2014 - 23:04
[23:04:33] Yoshinori : you scared him
[23:05:14] @ Sato : omg....
[23:05:18] @ Sato : no QUAKEY!!!
[23:05:26] @ Sato : PLEASE COME BACK AND ROCK MY WORLD <3
[23:05:59] Yoshinori : im sick of your terrible jokes


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59 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Mon Oct 27, 2014 1:14 am

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60 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Wed Oct 29, 2014 6:54 am

[22:49:44] @ Siegfried : All these flavors and u guys still choose to be salty
[22:49:51] Oboro : ...Kat!
[22:49:56] Yuuji : Drama tonight it seems.
[22:50:00] IGH! : lol sieg
[22:50:07] IGH! : go post
[22:50:09] Oboro : You gotta fix it! I dont have my phone
[22:50:15] Itome Hikaraku : naruto makes me super salty idk why i rp it
[22:50:20] IGH! :  Before I go to bed!
[22:50:32] Suzako joined the chat on Tue Oct 28, 2014 10:50 pm
[22:50:34] @ Katsuro Jr. : fix what?
[22:50:50] Goro : It's like the people here are all potato chips.
[22:50:51] Oboro : I pray to moses everyday that Sasuke kills Naruto
[22:50:51] @ Katsuro Jr. : .
[22:50:54] Goro : Just covered in salt.
[22:50:55] Oboro : Akira!
[22:51:01] @ Katsuro Jr. : what do i gotta fix?
[22:51:06] Oboro : [22:50:50] Goro : It's like the people here are all potato chips.
[22:51:07] Yuuji : Yeah come on, post I have to go to sleep soon is nearly two in the morning xD
[22:51:38] Oboro : Yuuji lives in Britain
[22:51:49] Yuuji : Indeed I do.
[22:51:57] @ Katsuro Jr. : im out guys
[22:52:00] Katsuro Jr. has logged off the chat on Tue Oct 28, 2014 10:52 pm
[22:52:07] Oboro : Yuuji is now my homeboy
[22:52:18] Goro : I guess you could say that Katsuro has turned into. . . salt water.


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61 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Thu Oct 30, 2014 6:36 am

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[21:34:47] Itome Hikaraku : Hentai has the best fuckingbquotes ever. "Your resistance makes my penis harder"

[21:35:03] Soul : [21:34:47] Itome Hikaraku : Hentai has the best fuckingbquotes ever. "Your resistance makes my penis harder"

[21:35:03] @ Setōshi : Pop . . .

[21:35:09] Yuuji : But you are correct on that fact.

[21:35:10] Soul : get da fuck out


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62 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Fri Oct 31, 2014 9:33 am

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Didn't happen in the cbox but it was with a member of the staff team so it counts.

@ Akira:  Forealz doe... don't break da rules....imma go off.. chew your face off... and I aint scared to say it.. i fronta nobody... I'm heartless
 


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63 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Mon Nov 03, 2014 3:23 am

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[18:21:00] Xi Xi : Itome, if I some said they were going to fuck you in the ass because they wanted to would you suck a dick to pervent it?\

[18:21:06] @ Akira : >.> Hmmm...

[18:21:39] @ Akira : Oh my gosh Xi.. could you not?

[18:21:40] Meko joined the chat on Sun Nov 02, 2014 6:21 pm

[18:21:45] Xi Xi : I hope the answer is no. ._.

[18:21:52] Meko : Never fear Meko is here!

[18:21:57] Soul has been disconnected on Sun Nov 02, 2014 6:21 pm (session timeout)

[18:21:57] Kamina : you already know he would say yes

[18:22:16] Itome Hikaraku : xi, it depends on my mood

[18:22:18] Umiko-chan : No he wouldn't.

[18:22:26] Xi Xi : Ya'll are killing me.

[18:22:30] Odessei Kokoro : .

[18:22:31] Umiko-chan : Everyone knows Itome would rather have it in his booty than his mouth.

[18:22:34] Kamina : he literally said...

[18:22:37] Kamina : he wanted a female character

[18:22:37] Itome Hikaraku : if i felt like sucking dick sure if i wanna take it up the butt then cool

[18:22:44] Xi Xi : Yuuji it may be a second I have three other post to do.

[18:22:50] Kamina : so he could say that...


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64 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Tue Nov 04, 2014 5:15 pm

[17:11:46] @ Sato : V Kumoi is gonna Solo Kumo
[17:12:01] @ Sato : He lifts too so im not gonna fight em
[17:12:03] @ Sato : im gonna run
[17:12:11] Kojirama Senju : lol
[17:12:12] Kumoi Dokuiya : I already said I'm not going to. Only the ones who try to get in my way.
[17:12:27] Kojirama Senju : Yea..thats only going to be everyone. lol
[17:12:30] @ V : Okz
[17:12:57] Kojirama Senju : Post at like 4am when you do. Try to have the thread go unnoticed. lol


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65 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Wed Nov 05, 2014 7:44 am

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[22:40:23] Oboro : gonna go watch dis new shojo now

[22:40:27] Oboro : bbl

[22:40:31] Oboro has logged off the chat on Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:40 pm

[22:40:37] @ Akira : o.o..

[22:40:52] @ Akira : da frick is shojo

[22:41:37] Kamina : porn

[22:41:53] @ Aerie Locke : I think he meant Show

[22:41:56] * Aerie Locke shrugs.

[22:42:17] Kojirama Senju : No he definitely meant porn.


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66 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Wed Nov 05, 2014 7:15 pm

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[10:10:11] Hanae : Naruto has a family... finally.

[10:10:25] JokerTheOG : :O

[10:10:28] JokerTheOG : Don't cry bro~

[10:10:38] JokerTheOG : He deserves it :)

[10:10:59] Hanae : I know when I read the actually manga I'm gonna be in tears

[10:11:12] Hanae : He does :')

[10:11:44] Yuuji : It'll probably get taken away from him again or something.

[10:12:15] Kumoi Dokuiya : You guys are a bunch of faggots.

[10:12:54] Hanae : umi pls

[10:12:59] Hanae : cry with us

[10:13:46] Kumoi Dokuiya : I can't.

[10:13:57] Kumoi Dokuiya : I cried 2 hard at how faggot u r.

[10:14:49] Hanae : lmaoooo


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67 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Thu Nov 06, 2014 6:07 am

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[20:06:57] Oboro : What if I gentle fisted someone and they liked it


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68 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Thu Nov 06, 2014 8:58 pm

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Don't read if you havent finished the series:
[10:56:23] Alder : I think it was a bad decision putting sasuke and sakura together cause it gives the impression that you should cling to someone who obviously abusive.

[10:56:33] Itome Hikaraku : ^.

[10:56:43] Alder : and to top it off they will change....

[10:56:50] Itome Hikaraku : he literally didnt even stay for the kid.

[10:56:54] Itome Hikaraku : he smashed and dashed


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69 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Fri Nov 07, 2014 8:46 am

[23:46:04] Kamina : naw i want umi's mois scroll


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70 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Fri Nov 07, 2014 9:03 am

[00:02:37] kidbushido : katsu dun leave me I love you


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71 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:28 pm

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[14:27:23] Oboro : Want these herpes?


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72 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Sat Nov 08, 2014 7:54 am

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[22:50:33] Itome Hikaraku : id smash bobby schmurda


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73 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Sun Nov 09, 2014 5:39 am

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[20:33:58] @ Katsuro Jr. : and warning one for saying the N word

[20:34:02] @ Katsuro Jr. : @hanae

[20:34:27] Hanae : fuck, I can't say n**** for real?

[20:34:52] Itome Hikaraku : lol gg, me joker and hanae will eventually get banned


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74 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Wed Nov 12, 2014 12:13 pm

[01:11:13] Shirou : [03:09:29] kidbushido : put the weed on the clit, and light the labia?
[01:11:17] Shirou : You are also doin it wrong
[01:11:46] Shirou : its weed on the labia light the clit obvi
[01:11:46] kidbushido : nuuuu
[01:12:05] kidbushido : i had it right the first time, unlike you i've actually see a vagina

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75 Re: Funny Chat Moments on Wed Nov 12, 2014 12:21 pm

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[03:19:09] Umiko-chan : Sato, Im'ma be honest with you. If I bash you, it will always be right in front of you. Unlike some of dese little pussy footin' n****s. v.v

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